Top 12 benefits of coming to the Nutritional Healing Center of Ann Arbor:

1) We treat the cause of your health problem, not the symptoms.

2) It costs less than your health insurance premiums.

3) You look and feel better!

4) No drugs.

5) Your body actually gets younger.

6) “Incurable” conditions go away. On a daily basis.

7) We have had success with blood pressure, reversing diabetes, chronic pain, fatigue, sleep problems, skin rashes, arthritis, gout, bursitis and many other problems. We've probably had success with what you have but we need to determine if we can help you with an exam.

8) We actually look for and find parasites, a condition that is almost completely ignored by the medical community but 90% of us have them. They are the most undiagnosed condition in this country and they are a problem.

9) We have a special, easy program that lowers cholesterol by an average of 47 points in three weeks!

10) There are no precautions, interactions, side effects, contraindications, fast lawyer-talk disclaimers, small print and warnings when using whole food supplements and nutrition.

11) We have a colon cleanse that is short, easy and inexpensive. What comes out of your intestines will amaze you and future disease is prevented.

12) There is always something to work on to take your health to the next level.

Two top ten reasons you know you need to come to NHCAA when your doctor says:

1) It’s all in your head.

2) There’s nothing you can do about it.

3) That just happens when we age.

4) It’s genetic.

5) It doesn’t matter what you eat.

6) It’s totally safe to be on more than one medication at a time.

7) You have a virus, I’m giving you an antibiotic.

8) Cholesterol lowering drugs save lives. (This is not proven to be true.)

9) I only treat symptoms.

10) Take your kid for some ice cream. It’ll make the ear infection feel better.

11) Well, you LOOK like you’re healthy.

12) You’ll have to take these for the rest of your life.

13) If you don’t take this you’ll die.

14) You’ll have to live with this for the rest of your life.

15) Supplements are unnecessary. You get all the nutrition you need from your food.

16) The reason why we have a fast food restaurant in our hospital is because people are comfortable and familiar with it and it’s convenient.

17) Stressed? This drug will help.

18) Meat is bad for you. Eat more bread and cereal.

19) When diet and exercise don’t work… (Diet and exercise always work-you just have to know how to work it.)

20) You’re only human.

21) No one in this country gets parasites.